10.03.2005

Drew's Farm

Driving home from work today I noticed a sign that said "Drew's Farm" on it. I found the mental picture of Drewey with a farm amusing. The remaining words on the sign were "Apple picking". I thought over the mental picture again of Drew surrounded by cows, corn, and a random apple orchard: probably on his sister's cell-phone calling Markie for some advice or something. Anyway, I knew it all made no sense, so I tried a different interpretation of the sign. "Drew" could mean no other than my best friend: that interpretation couldn't change. "Farm" however could have some different references. Obviously, the only farm Drew would have (other than an ant farm, perhaps) would be his Llama farm. Wow! that made things clearer. So that was the first part of the sign. "Apple picking" was a bit more difficult. For some reason I just can't picture Drew with an orchard of any type, even if it was to feed the llamas (though if "Ham orchards" existed he might have one). Thus "Apples" could refer to nothing other than the un-American computer brand. Why would Drewey have it on his sign? Obviously he was hosting some "Pick on Apple Computers" day or something.....






well, I thought it was kinda funny.